You may wonder who this “Curmudgeon” person is. That is only natural.
You may wonder why The Curmudgeon only refers to himself in the third person.
You may wonder why The Curmudgeon seems to hate all that you hold dear in this world.
You may wonder if The Curmudgeon’s parents hugged him enough when he was a child.
You may wonder how The Curmudgeon got to be so cool.
You may wonder why you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway. The Curmudgeon wonders why you would have such a non sequitur idea in this string of thoughts.
You may wonder these things. But the answers are not for you to know.