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Kelly MacLean Has Some Fun With Whole Foods

The Curmudgeon admits to occasionally shopping at Whole Foods. This is mostly for the convenience of the thing, since they have some very lovely cheeses and meats and are 5 minutes away, whereas places like The Bloomy Rind and Porter Road Butcher are 45 minutes away in no traffic and 75 minutes away in Nashville […]

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The Curmudgeon Salutes: Pete Wells, NYT Food Reviewer

Mr. Wells, for your epic and well-deserved dismantling of Curmudgeon-hated idiot Guy Fieri and his new New York City restaurant, The Curmudgeon salutes you. For your evisceration of the incomprehensible menu so complete that not even the nachos escaped, The Curmudgeon salutes you. For eliciting comments that prove what The Curmudgeon always suspected but never had […]

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